captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

(Source: ghibli-forever)

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remmidemmi:

UuU I’m looking forward to postScratch Dave.

remmidemmi:

UuU I’m looking forward to postScratch Dave.

(Source: lunochod)

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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teenscoolest:

if your gonna be nice to me there is a 89647212% chance im gonna date you

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

velocesmells:

Descent of the great goddess
Still can’t get enough of Okami and its soundtrack ;w;

velocesmells:

Descent of the great goddess

Still can’t get enough of Okami and its soundtrack ;w;

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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scratchnhack:

Scribbling is fun

scratchnhack:

Scribbling is fun

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*