penice:

let’s just talk about how there are pictures of me asleep in various bathrooms in my old highschool

like seriously

justsostellar:

dance lemongrab son DANCE

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

(Source: sh4ne)

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

(Source: amaloli)

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(Source: eyeswideopened)

zxcvbnmloldiaz:

eunicep4rk:

soviejayx0:

OMG

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

omfg

snoipahkat:

snoipahkat:

im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts

that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post

…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing

(Source: lucaspsi)

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

nayx:

methhomework:

juilan:

I have a PhD

Pretty Huge Dick

I have a PSP pretty small penis

i got a rock

meladoodle:

they call her catwoman, but can she lick her own ass? can she spit out furballs? does her bum lift up when you stroke it? possibly.

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

(Source: yrrzy)