It smells like a shoe in this plane.
Fuck you southwest
August 2012
I’m hungry.
Let’s hope my bf has food for me when my flight lands.
:P
The only people that are attracted to me live millions of miles away
i dont mind pity likes or pity follows because hey atleast it’s some kind of attention
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person
Some genius
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
has it
4rzu:
sometimes i get really sad because somebody that i want to be friends with is following me and im following them and thats like perfect if you want to be friends but how do you talk to them how do you talk to somebody that you want to be friends with
dear diary
today i stopped kony
the safety word is “don’t stop”
meet me behind walgreens 4:00 no clothes just a snapback
What if I just changed my blogging style entirely in a split second and from now on I will only reblog landscape pictures.
i feel so overwhelmed with everything that exists can someone just murder me lplease
I like the internet becuase you can ignore people and they cant do anything about it
when someone mentions me
the only exercise i get is running away from my problems
god bless the creators of the office
I never have any feelings until about 2am
rnax:
there are so many nice butts I will never touch and that saddens me
*rap battles against parents*
- plot twist: everyone you love on tumblr lives within a 10 mile radius of your house
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit
