mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
ofmiceandbutter: blewmym1nd: captainshenanigans: accentu8: Just, for the love of God, press play. i’m sorry but this has to be on my blog again. its back it’s going on my blog idc what the general theme is oh my god
theyellowbrickroad: a fag walks into a gay bar everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
wheelcher: yes i do graffiti
ih0peyourwifidies: you know what really turns me on? unprotected wifi
azulah: OMG THIS VIDEO
hotbabysitter: So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
gaymzee: i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and i’m at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
kanyewestvirginia: i am the kevin jonas of the internet
javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
lampsarepeopletoo: im actually straight ive been lying this whole time
boywithoutbeard: i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips
shavingryansprivates: what when was this ever a title
shavingryansprivates: tbh the friend zone sounds like it would be a fun place to hang out and make friends i wanna go to the friend zone
imjustonekid: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
troyyy: Myspace meetup in walmart bathroom at 3am dont tell anyone just show up and come blindfolded
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
tobillo: observe the butt hypothesize the butt test the butt analyze the butt conclude the butt
Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
THG fandom: Stay alive
Sherlock fandom: Not my division
Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
Glee fandom: COURAGE
Percy Jackson Fandom: THIS IS A PEN
Torchwood Fandom: EVERYONE I LOVE IS DEAD.
Merlin fandom: SORCERY!
TMI/TID Fandom: Never trust a duck.
Divergent Fandom: Eat a cake.
Touhou: DODGE THE BULLETS
Morenatsu: Hook up with your gay furry friends!
The Legend of Korra Fandom: BE THE LEAF
Lorax Fandom: BUY A THNEED. ONLY $3.98!!!!
Hetalia Fandom: White flag White flag! Or offer pasta!
Homestuck fandom: Strife. Or wait...everyone will be dead soon anyways.
Xiaolin Showdown Fandom: The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Castlevania Fandom: What a terrible night to have a problem...
I’m actually leaving my house. Oh my god.
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