June 2012
im a hot mess minus the hot
there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
It’d be great if I just never even found out about the internet
im really good at judging girls that have the same flaws as me
mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
if ur not in love with me u need to go back to kindergarten














