June 2013
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool
even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year
i hate you
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
getting older is scary can i stop
Vulcans don’t like getting wet
Cats don’t like getting wet
Vulcans are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Cats are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Conclusion: Vulcans are cats
your logic is sound
So much drama on my dash.
What the hell is going on tonight?
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
small fries from mcdonalds is no way to live
roses are red
anon hate is rude
i can’t write poems
send me a nude
taking 3D nudes with your nintendo 3DS™
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
If your argument against abortion has anything to do with making people “face the consequences” of having sex and using pregnancy as a punishment, you are wrong and you are an asshole.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
