fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

user300:

mellowtoning:

developingnothing:

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

THE TOOL HOLY SHIT

I cannot stop laughing someone please help

I lost it at the tinman tbh

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

hip-hop-zombie:

fuck u want bruh

hip-hop-zombie:

fuck u want bruh

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

look-i-did-it:

nerds texting eachother

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

(Source: pseudofailure)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

burgerkid:

"i like you…"

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"….as a friend"

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(Source: josiahfiles)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(Source: brow)